*Why Twilight Series are like a Published Fanfiction*

-The Mary Sue Factor:
The series have a LOT of Mary Sue/Gary Stu trought the whole plot.

+Bella: The mary sue for excelence in thos book, she´s the queen of all mary sues.
For more information: Read my bella is a mary sue rant.

+Edward: He´s the "perfect guy", the gary stu of all fanfics, that it´s made to pair the mary sue. Aparentely he is almost invisible, unstoppable, handsome, atractive, big hearted... just the perfect boyfriend.
If you don´t count that he´s a creepy stalker than sneaks into her room at night to watch her sleep, follows her around without her permission, and at one point takes the engine from her car.

+Reenesme: The weird name only child of the last two. She´s a prodigius baby, also she´s one of her kind, because she it´s the only vampire-human hybrid.

+Alice: Most of twilight fangirls want to be Alice rather tham Bella, because she´s not with Edward. Even if she´s a little nutz.
A lot of parts of the book have a "Alice scene", when she does something weird, like when she dressed up Bella when she was unconscious (OMG she saw he naked?) like is just like a doll for her.
Also she put her a cocktail dress for hunting.

+Carlise: He "invented" the veggie vamp thing (or stealed from interview with the vampire).
Portayed like a perfect man, even i´ve heard sometimes the fangirls say: OMG, THIS HUY IT´S BETTER THAN JESUS!
Even he´s starting to make the Vulturis (the vampires mafia government) change their mind about their life (or not life, because they are dead, actually) style.


-The Underdesarrollated Characters:
In the books, there´s a lot of filler characters (other mortals than aren´t Bella, a lot of vampires, some werewolves) than have an underdesarrollated potential.

In the bool Bella don´t describe the other people very much.
For example, some people complained fo "Bella´s friends" in the movie, and say something like: " I din´t imagined they anything like that", or "Why that gut it´s chinese?".
But in the books they are like "faceless" characters, she only stated than some guy have pimples and others have bad hair (can be thousand or teenagers with hormonal changes).
That guy can be oriental if the book doesn´t stat it.

In fan fictions the author rarelly describes the secondary characters, buy it´s OK, bacasue they usually are copyrighted characters from some TV series, book, movie; and already have a personality.
I mean, I you find a fan fic bassed on your favorite book, you can asume that the characters will look and act the same way than they are described in the book, thats self explanatory. (Also you have a reason to go pissed if they act out of character in the fic.

-Undescribed Locations:
The locations on the book are nearlly undescribed. When Bella starts to whine, the secondary things (like the locations) start to be like white backgrounds covered with fog.
Some fans complained that this is good, becasue "the book it´s made for you can imagine all of these".
Well, I can rewrite the whole book instead.

-No Plot :
I feel that their love story was abrupt. It's like the first day Edward was avoiding Bella and then the next they're together. I think Smeyer knows nothing about  (or don´t remember) how two teens fall in love.
What about their friend bothering with: OMG YOU LIKE HIM, OMG HE LIKES YOU...
The friends dates (not actually real dates) when they realise they fell in love..

-Underdesarrollated Secondary Plot:
In the books, all the secondary plots, like the other vampires stories, Bella´s relationships with others than aren´t the Cullens (includind her dad), Bella´s past in Phoenix, the werewolves lives in the tribe, and other things, have really an unexsistant plot, than make the book look more plain and plot less.

-The Series are like a really HUGE book, separated in 4 books:
The series are like those really big endless fanfics, just separated in 4 entries, like the fics than are sepparated in a bunch of one shots.
You can comprobe this if you read the end of New Moon and start reading Eclipse. It starts in the same place. The same with Eclipse-BD.

-The Series are aparentelly endless:
Other authors have planned the number if the books of their series: J.K. Rowling planned from the begining 7 books for the HP series, and guess what? She made only 7 books.
A lot of authors planned this too, other even killed their principal character for end the series.
¿Smeyer? She´s exploding the Twilight theme until it make money, she original minded only 2 books, now, she made 4, then the first book in Edward perspective.
Now she´s planing a book where some guy fell in love with victoria, then she broke his heart.
The fans want to read what happened to Edward in the part (a huge part) of new moon he doesn´t appear, because he abandoned Bella.

Also meyer it´s planing to continue the series, some time before, she stated than BD was the last book in twilight series, but now she stated than it´s the last book in Bella´s perspective. Fans think (or want) the next narrator of the stories would be Reenesme.

-The Private Diaries Structure:
The books are just writen like teenager diaries, the book have a lot of Bella´s narration, and very tiny dialogs, just like that.
Also the dialogs are usually interrumped with a lot of whiny Bella´s comentaries.

-The no-limit Creative License:
Smeyer ignored all the vampires legends culture, she introduced her own new tipe of vampires:

*In the Sun they don´t weaken or become dust, they sparkle.
*Big water currents doesn´t harm them, Carlise swimed trought all Atlantic Ocean.
*They apear in photos and reflect in mirrows.
*They don´t have to sleep.
*The have no fangs.
*They have superpwers like reading minds, future telling, shields.

For the werewolves, she also made her own new tipe of them, really they are a plagiarism of animorphs of harry potter and similar.
They have this creepy thing called imprinting, when they could fall in love of first sight, with anyone, even a 2 year old baby or a newborn (actually, these are the examples than are described in the book, spooky).

Then Smeyer also screws with biology laws: how the hell Bella got pregned by Edward?, he´s dead, I think he only have dead petrified sperms... wait, how the hell he could have sex at all? he has no blood!
NOTE: If you din´t understand this, you need to study 5th grade biology again, xD